I stopped cutting for my parents, but if they’re not going to make the effort to not make me feel like shit then I don’t owe them fucking anything


tfw u literally want to die lmao


mormondad:

i completely forgot that you actually have to pay for internet

(via owlsgoh00t)



Feelin gay bye


moistflow:

one of these is not like the other

yeah, paranormal activity 4 wasnt scary at all

moistflow:

one of these is not like the other

yeah, paranormal activity 4 wasnt scary at all

(Source: cumdurnp, via an0nym0ussp00ker)



endlesslysherlocked:

We’ve come a long way

Except Call of Duty. that shit looks the exact same.

(Source: Mashable, via twiranux)



emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

(via moistbottom)