thedoctorsconsultingfirebender:

there should be a porn site for bringing fanfiction to life

and all of the videos will have a link to the fic in the description

ghostdaddotcx:

But could you really live with bringing a child into a world like this one
If you ever wanted to know how I spend my free time

fefeferi:

when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt

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an open letter to yahoo

aiclan:

fix the tumblr video player and you can buy any fucking website you like

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

HEY CAN WE DO THE WORLD A FAVOR AND QUIT FAKING SHIT LIKE THIS
SOME JERKASSES WILL ACTUALLY BELIEVE IT AND CAUSE A GODDAMNED RIOT
YAHOO ISN’T GOING TO DELETE BLOGS
YAHOO HAS NO CONTROL OVER THE BLOGS
THE T&C REMAIN THE SAME
NOBODY WILL DELETE BLOGS BECAUSE OF “FANDOM CONTENT,” “SHIPPING,” OR “DEVIANT BEHAVIORS SUCH AS HOMOSEXUALITY”
QUIT TRYING TO SPREAD LIES ABOUT THEM HOLY SHIT THAT’S CALLED SLANDER YOU FRICKING MORONS
THEY SAVED TUMBLR FROM GOING UNDER AND NOTHING IS CHANGING SO STOP BEING ASSHOLES
chachipistachis:

casualcynic:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

that is so sweet omg

daveywaveyyy:

I’m not gonna

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a love song 

‘Cause you asked for it 

fffcuk:

if you are cute and pay attention to me i will probably fall in love with you within 15 minutes

I’ve created my reaction image to literally everything.

lolrenaynay:

“Renee, you wear too much makeup.”

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“Renee, play games with [person I don’t even know]!”

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“Renee, have babies with Max!”

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Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my 

  • cellular number
  • snapchat
  • twitter
  • facebook
  • skype
  • email
  • facetime
  • first born

you know, anything you want

(Source: jo--harvelle)